Life Sucksthen You Die Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

A♯ C F A♯ F

 My hoFuse burned down in a flash of thunder.

 My wCife ran off with a one-legged plumber.

 My cA♯rops fell dead when the riverbed went drFy. C7

 My dFog got squashed by a pickup truck.

 My sCon ran away and got hooked on drugs.

 My dA♯aughter's knocked up by the class of '8F5. C7

A♯People say that life is good,

 it dFon't seem good to me.

 I'm lCost without a paddle,

 and I'm hFeaded Cup shit creFek.

A♯People say that life is fun,

 bFut I don't know why,

 as fCar as I can tell,

  C STOP F (A♯ - F)

life sucks , then you die.

  F -> F♯

 The F♯government dumps its toxic waste,

C♯right on top of my mother's grave,

 a tBeam of experts say it won't do her no F♯harm. C♯7

 But my shF♯eep went crazy and killed my mule.

 I C♯cut off my dick with a power tool,

 fBixin' the hole where the meteor hit the F♯barn. C♯7

 PBeople say that life is good,

 but F♯I just piss and moan,

 i got C♯one foot on a banana peel,

 the F♯other in the TwC♯ilight F♯Zone.

 PBeople say that life is fun,

F♯but I don't know why,

 as C♯far as I can tell,

  C♯ STOP F♯ (B - F♯)

life sucks , then you die.

  F♯ -> G

 I wGent to the store to buy some shells,

 my gDun went off and blew the owner to hell,

 now I'm sCittin' here in jail, singin' this sGong. D7

 And Gone guy wants to cut me with a knife,

 anDother guy wants me to be his wife,

 hey, I wCish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrGong! D7

 PCeople say that life is good,

 give thGanks for what you have,

 when Dall you have is nothin',

 nGothin' mDakes you glGad.

 PCeople say that life is fun,

 bGut I don't know why,

 as fDar as I can tell,

  D D STOP

life sucks ,

  D D STOP

life sucks ,

  D D STOP G (C - G)

life sucks , then you die.