Standard (EADGBE)

A letter came today from my draft board

 With trembling hands I read the questionare

 It asked me lots of things about my mamma and poppa

 Now that ain't what I call exactly fair

 So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border

 Vancouver may be my kind of town

 Cause they don't need the kind of law and order

 That tends to keep a good man underground

 A sad old soldier once told me a story

 About a battlefield that he was on

 He said a man should never fight for glory

 He must know what is right and what is wrong

 So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border

 Vancouver may be my kind of town

 Cause they don't need the kind of law and order

 That tends to keep a good man underground

 Now I don't know how much I owe my uncle

 But I suspect it's more than I can pay

 He's asking me to sign a three year contract

 I guess I'll catch the first bus out today

 So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border

 Vancouver may be my kind of town

 Cause they don't need the kind of law and order

 That tends to keep a good man underground

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