Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

(Jemaine):

Looking 'round the room, I can tell that you,

 Are the most beautiful girl, in the...room.

(Bret):

In the whole wide room.

Verse 2

(Jemaine):

And when you're on the street, depending on the street,

 I bet that you are definitely, in the top three...

Good looking girls on the street.

(Bret):

Depending on the street.

Verse 3

(Jemaine):

And when I saw you at my mate's place,

 I thought; what is she doing...

 At my mate's place?

How did Dave get, a hottie like that, to a party like this?

 Good work, Dave.

(Bret):

 Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.

Verse 4

(Jemaine):

I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you,

He's not sure, I say; Dave, do you mind if I do?

 He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds,

 But I'm gonna do it anyway.

I see you standing all a-lone, by the stereo,

I dim the lights down very low, here we go.

Chorus 1

(Jemaine & Bret):

You're so beautiful; you could be a waitress.

You're so beautiful; you could be an air ho-stess in the sixties.

 You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.

(Jemaine):

 And then I seal the deal; I do my moves, I do my dance moves.

Break

(Jemaine & Bret):

It's 12:02, just me and you,

And seven other dudes, around you on the dance floor.

I draw you near; let's get out of here,

Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab...

Verse 5

I can't be-lieve, that I'm sharing a kebab,

 With the most beautiful girl, I have ever seen with a ke-bab.

Ooh...

Why don't we leave? We can go to my house,

 And we can feel each other up, on the couch.

 Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, no-o-o-o, ye-ea-ah.

Chorus 2

(Jemaine & Bret):

'Cos you're so beautiful,

(Jemaine):

 Like a tree,

 Or a high-class prostitute.

(Jemaine & Bret):

 You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.

Bridge 1

(Jemaine):

 But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.

(Jemaine & Bret):

 A part-time model,

(Jemaine):

 Spending part of your time modeling,

 And part of your time, next to me...

Coda

My place is usually tidier than this.

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