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A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Oh yes it's very nice

Just because you've been exploring my mouth

 Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very very nice

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey

 Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Oh just because I'm in an acoustic folk band

 It doesn't mean I only want poontang

 I can't go round loving everyone

 I just wouldn't get anything done

 Because I'm only one man, baby

We're only two men, ladies,

 Oh pretty babies