Standard (EADGBE)

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice

Just because you've been exploring my mouth

 Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey

 Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band

 Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

 I can't go round loving everyone

 I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice

 you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice

 but that won't get you into pants paradise

 They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

We're only two men, ladies,

 Oh pretty babies