Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  Lost my cool at a brand new school where the kids all smelled kinda strange

  and I threw my chair when I caught the teachers glare as she called me

 little mary jane

 All the ribbing that i god damn took from the kids left my ego in a whirl

 And the kids would say as i sat amd watched them play hey the kid are you a

 boy or a girl?

Refrain

Praise the day i'm old and grey and don't look much like a girl and the kids

 all come and dance in the streets proclaiming me the king of the world

Bridge

 Illistarte my weekly pass comes across as feeling crass submit for credit or

 just share your thoughts.

 Search my archive for a joke a thousand drives and beers and hopes look out

 god i'm gonna die. My black candle won't stop smoking even thought i blew

 it out my stigmata are signs of disease. Reputation as the finest burnt

 your bridges to be sane look out god im gonna die.

(Play the last verse in open position till it gets to C)

 In the end i will surely transcend all the things i was never meant to be.

 And with some skill and a little good will on ladies night i'll get in bars

 for free

(Then goes back to the refrain)