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I wonder if it's friday night or if it's sunday night

 My house is crazy and I don't know why

I'd like to think I'd like to sleep or even meditate

 But I'm sure they won't hear a word I say

They sit around and hang around and eat up all my food

Wear my clothes and drink up all my booze

Even if I were to leave or tell them to be gone

They'll refuse and ask me "where's the doms?"

 So give them my love

Now that you've had your fun

Please leave us alone

Get out of our home

It's 4 am on sunday and I'll never get to bed

Another drink and I just may be dead

They're all still here pracning around and I think I'm having fun

But it would be good if they could be gone

Bleed on my guitar and ruin all our favorite songs

Puke on our new couch to keep your drinking game going on

Saddle up to my tv and wait there for the sun

You may think you're funny but you're just a fucking drunk