Standard (EADGBE)

(lead throughout entire song can pretty much be done by ear along with the chords so i'm

not going to tab the whole thing.,there is also slide guitar in the backround towards the

middle/end.)

its all a waste of time again

 she used to mow the lawn

she always wasted everyone

 she always turned me on

 and now she's turned a kind

 that isnt so in much in demand

 and all us vegatables

 can waste our time on someone else

:::Main Riff:::

she had a cool invisible

dog that she called paul

we'd always sit around her house

watchin her feed the dog

but now she's got a man

who don't like dogs

he just likes cats

and she's just got a job

cuz times are hard so paul's gone

:::instrumental break::: (on xylophone or something)

:::main riff again:::

and now she's turned a kind

who isnt so much in demand

and all us vegatables

can waste our time

on someone else

its all a waste a time again

::;main riff:::

its all a waste of time again ..............etc.