Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Play it with a lot of fuzz. The accompanying guitar part is played with a

slide on a guitar tuned to open E.

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts

She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast

But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese

She don't use jelly or any of these

  She uses vaa aass eline

  Vaa aass eline (3x)

I know a guy who goes to shows

When he's at home and he blows his nose

He don't use tissues or his sleeve

He don't use napkins or any of these

  He uses maa aagg azines

  Maa aagg azines (2x)

  Maa aaa gazines

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher

She's always changing the color of her hair

She don't use nothing you buy in a store

She likes her hair to be real orange

  She uses taa aann gerines

  Taa aann gerines (2x)

  Taa aann gerines