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I've heard about a place, where they enlarge yer space

they take pity on the small ones

Don't cost ya very much, they seem to know their stuff,

they take pity on the small ones

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 So I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in

 And overcome my inexperience

 I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in

 And be the first one on the block that does.

They say it's the one thing everyone should have

 I know it must look bad.

I know I need the help

they'd take me I can tell

four fingers and a toenail...

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