Standard (EADGBE)
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Things went wrong today
Bad news came my way
I woke up to find
A wire that blew my mind
Western Union man
Bad news in his hand
Knocking at my door
Selling me the score
Fifteen cents a word to read
A telegram I didn't need
Said she didn't care no more
Think I'll throw it on the floor
Got your cable just today,
Killed my groove, I've got to say, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Western Union:
Now you've gone away and,
How it's sad to say you've gone
I remember what they said,
Now I'm going out of my head
Telegram just had to say,
You've learned your lesson all the way, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2x
Telegram just had to say
You've learned your lesson all the way, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Western Union:
I'll be on my way 'cause
There's another girl for me
I'll be sure of her and
Things will be as they were
Western Union, oh Western Union