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 Everywhere I go

 I find birthpills in the bathroom

 Part of the scenery

 Have you had one today

 No longer shocking

 The inside of handbags

 Used to be hidden

 Now out on display

Professional women

who work for a living

Run through their washing

When they come home at night

Jars of cosmetics

Open and oozing

Petroleum jelly

Like turkish delight

 Modern World how I hate it

 Modern World you can take it

 Modern World your magic's gone for me

 Where's the mystery that there used to be?

No more escaping you're

Caught in the crossfire

See yourself naked

As you stand on the scales

No more illusions

Under strip lighting

So heartless and truthful

It tells you no lies

Modern World ...