Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I apologise,

seem to have arrived,

 On what items in my bag from your house.

 There's cutlery,

 a tablecloth, some Hennessy,

 And a book on Presidents deceased.

 I'll have them fed-exed to you,

 It was a strange thing to do,

 I hope we can still be friends.

 Ah, it was not me,

 but someone else, you see,

Twisting the steering reins.

 Put a penny in the slot and make an

artificial li-ii-iight shine,

Leave go-ooo. Mark old and line.

 I don't give advise,

 But be wise and think twice,

 Before getting involved in a game.

 Where the minority

 Face the majority

 Who are faceless and born without names.

 Was it knock synch when

 we came across three men,

 They had church candles wrapped in newspaper.

 I bought two from them,

 And I'll lit one for you,

 I hope the message made it's way down the wire.

Put a penny in the slot and make an

artificial li-ii-iight shine,

Leave go-ooo. Mark old and line.

 The soul of a dog,

 he's alive and not gone

 To the farm like the others said.

 A Rhodesian richback,

 Off the beaten track,

 In a furniture shop down on the quays.

 For the lonliness you foster,

 I suggest Paul Oster,

 A book called Timbuktu.

Put a penny in the slot and watch the

Drunken sailor boy dance.

 She will not let you be

 Her lov-ver.

 She goes out looking for

 The taxi.

 Her phone is ringing straight to

 Message-minder.

 Send out a battalion to

 Find her.

Put a penny in the slot and count the

Swans through a te-elescope.

 I can't help from cryin'

 I wish you were mine.

 When I was seventeen,

 I followed my dream,

 Up into a high-rise block.

 The adventures of Augie March,

 By Saul Bel-low,

 Was all I had for company.

 At night time I'd lie

 In Beckingham pike,

 With tears like flashbulbs.

 And recall my treasure-

Searching days,

 In the rock pools as a kid.

 To the remains of

 The cherub plains,

 Or around the bonfire in Nailors’ cove.

 Good company and grief

 Sit like a dock leaf,

 Sits beside a stinging nett-le.

Put a penny in the slot and make an

artificial li-ii-iight shine,

Leave go-ooo. My golden arm