Standard (EADGBE)

Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch

She sets herself apart the bunch

How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.

 On the phone with the West Glen Ellen rest home

Talking up a tattle tome

How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.

My mama's gonna babysit tonight, did you hear Melinda got into a fight

You whore you bitch she said well that serves her right

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Talking all mad, you know she really isn't being sad

Her baby daddy's name is Tad

How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.

Well yesterday you know she didn't none of that to say

She queen bee turned and walked away.

How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream.

Her boyfriend calls her up on the other line

She tells him sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie mine

He spaces out and thinks to himself all the time:

My baby's got a stick stuck out her beak!

My baby takes a drink out of the leak!

My baby's got a blue-green sweater

And a nest down by the creek.

Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom, cheep cheep beep bee bee beep!

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Where did you for lunchtime go?

Did Kevin and Jenny show?

Do you wanna go out tonight?

No.

Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom, cheep cheep beep bee bee beep!

 Remember that girl down the end? She was my friend.

 But just now she's angry, came up

 And said you're so so stup, it's all disrup

 You blah blah this this that, so now shup

 You messed it up.

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Remember that girlfriend of Al's? Well we were pals.

Today she was angry, came up

And said you're so so stup, it's all disrup

You blah blah this this that, so now shup

You mess me up.

 Then Tony, of the Franklin Park Hockey Club

Went to Gunzo's and bought a goalie glove

Jessica was supposed to meet him back of Mannheim

Kitchen back door by all the grease and grime.

Was a little bird at my back door, said your true love's let you down.

Was a little bird at my window, said that he's been runnin' round.

He's working up the courage so to leave you.

He's getting ready to say he don't love you.

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Well Tony took it all in stride

Said "don't be silly" but wondered who had spied

Jessica, driving down Wolf Road

Roll up the windows baby, talk in code.

I'm the little bird at your back door, said your true love's let you down.

I'm the little bird through your chimney, said that he's been runnin' round.

He's working up the courage so to leave you.

He's getting ready to say he don't love you.

 Then she bumped into purses, stole a credit card

Writing Chris Michaels, no it wasn't hard

Number five terminal with the yogurt cup

Reading a young miss as she slurps it up

Nasty message when he don't pick up

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Layover Aden, watch the local news

Ninety-nine and humid, all the Red Sea blues

Landing in Delhi, take a third class train

Umbrella vendor in the autumn rain

Then the cops come by and ask your name

With his chillum and chillum chee

The cazee sentences me

 So now go where you're supposed to be

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And give up your Devi Desi

I's paraded on through the choke

When my leg irons broke

 And my bicycle wheel spoke

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The Bombay Army's no joke.

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On the top of a Naracan Dam

Started our picnic then Bam!

My Devi 'n me had to scram

Quick down to Madras a’lamb

Thought as a tindal that I could blend

As I got to pretend

From laziness, the gang defend

Pick up your pick axe and rend!

Fasten your seatbelt and take hold of my arm

That's what she said before set off my alarm

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Baby gotta go, baby gotta go.

I know

She's gonna go

I know

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She's gonna go

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Down in Columbo girl whatever you want

But then the surf and cobras, tigers all taunt

Baby gotta go, baby gotta go.

I know

She's gonna go

I know

She's gonna go

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