Standard (EADGBE)

You can keep your hipster flings

Blowing rounds like battle ships

 Give me Albert E. and Zaccy Newton

 Over alcohol and weed

Keep your Lou Reed 7-inches

I've got 7 inches of Wham!

 For my bio-chem girlfriend

She wears stockings

 And she's knocking off at 3

= CHORUS =

 We're Nerds in Love

 We're one plus one

 Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon

 Oh we're nerds

 Yeah, we're nerds

 N-n-nerds

 Nerds in Love

= BRIDGE THINGO =

I met her at the basket case launderette

Rings in her lips clips in her hair

Patch on her breast said "Corvette"

 Do you remember when

 Mechanic shirts were hip?

= CHORUS =

We're Nerds in Love

We're one plus one

 Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon

We're Nerds in Love

 We're one plus one

Four lenses fogged

 Eight limbs entwined

We're Nerds in Love

 We're two on one

We like our books

We love our mums

 Oh we're nerds

 Yeah, we're nerds

 N-n-nerds

 Nerds in Love