Standard (EADGBE)

Every afternoon when I wake up,

 I say a little prayer and I drink up,

 and thank the lord for driving me home...

 once more.

There's an open Bible on the table,

 and an empty bottle on the floor.

 Last night I thought I'd died,

 and went...to Whiskey Heaven.

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You know the sun never shines in Whiskey Heaven.

 It rains Jack Daniels all the time.

 There's a price you have to pay, hangovers every day,

 flyin' high with honkey tonk Angels...in Whiskey Heaven.

There's a run down bar, open all night,

 where me and my friends can get tight,

underneath the neon lights...in Whiskey Heaven.

Well, we drink a little beer and wine,

 we stay drunk most of the time,

 we're always raisin' hell all night...

 in Whiskey Heaven.

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An eighties hit from Kraziekhat.