Standard (EADGBE)

 she'd never let anyone ruin my life but they sure try.

Subsequent verses:

 The day that I turned 18 my grandfather told me, he said

 "Chris, I think you should join the army".

 I said I don't really think that I'm cut out for that,

 no I'm fairly certain I wouldn't last.

 But I do agree the benefits are quite astounding, but I know that

 I would throw up if saw someone dying.

Chorus – same, but louder

 But if I went I would make the best of ev-ery moment,

 and show respect to my commanding officer and come home with a

 medal or something cool like that.

Just a few months ago my best friend inquired, he said

"Do you think you'll ever go back to college?" I said yeah, sure,

eventually when the time is right, when I find a university I kinda like.

Because I do agree the experience is quite enticing, if I don't get

too distracted by all the drinking.

But if I went I would make the best of every moment, and pay

attention to the teacher and come home with some knowledge or

something great like that.