Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Say hello

To the rugs topography

 It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it

---(repeat)---

Say hello

To the shrinking in your head

You can see it but you know it's there

So don't neglect it

Chorus

I'm taking her home with me

All dressed in white

---(repeat X3)---

She's got everything I need

Pharmacy keys

She's falling hard for me

I can see it in her eyes

She acts just like a nurse

With all the other guys

Say hello

To all the apples on the ground

They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping

Say hello

To everything you've left behind

It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me

All dressed in white

She's got everything I need

Some pills in a little cup

She's falling hard for me

I can see it in her eyes

She acts just like a nurse

With all the other guys

Refrain

Repeat CHORUS X2

She's got everything I need

Pharmacy keys

She acts just like a nurse

With all the other guys

Refrain

Repeat VERSE X2

Say hello

To the rugs topography

Note: the refrain and solo are actually variations of the chords in the verse and

chorus, but for simplicity you can repeat the same chords

Verse

Chorus

 end: