Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Well I see that we're coming to the end of the affair

 Well, I've one final favour to ask of you my dear

 Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end?

Tell our friends that it was my idea?

I can't adjust to the life of endless afternoon

Which one of us lives in this room

I take a bus to the clinic every Thursday

 But the experts won't know what the fuck to do

 So if you hear someone calling at the bottom of the stairs

Sing a song to me in a voice that I can hear

 Can we pretend that it was you on the receiving end?