Capo 7th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

  [G/f#]

If you like a ukulele lady

[G/f#]

Ukulele lady like a you

 If you want to linger where it's shady

Ukulele lady linger too

  [G/f#]

If you kiss a ukulele lady

[G/f#]

While you promise ever to be true

 And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

Maybe she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry

Maybe she will find somebody else

By and by

  [G/f#]

To sing to when it's cool and shady

[G/f#]

Where the tricky wicky wackies woo

 If you like a ukulele lady

Ukulele lady like-a you

(Repeat the whole thing)