Standard (EADGBE)

 The worst person I know,

 (Mother-in-law, Mother-in law)

 She worries me, so.

 (Mother-in-law, M I L)

 If she'd leave us alone,

 we would have a happy home.

Sent from down below.

 (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law)

Sin should be her name.

 (Mother-in-law, M I L)

 To me they're about the same.

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

Chorus

 Every time I open my mouth,

 She steps in, tries to put me out.

How could she stoop so low?

 (Mother-in-law, M I L)

 I come home with my pay,

 (Mother-in-law, M I L)

 She asks me what I made.

 (Mother-in-law, M I L)

 She thinks her advice is a contribution,

 But if she would leave that would be the solution.

 And don't come back no more.

 (Mother-in-law, M I L,)

Mother-in-law..M..y, Mother-in-law, The Law...(fade)

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