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And now i'm trying to decide if i feel dirty at all

 cause it gets hard to tell

it's never just black and white she's got a mind of her own

 and she uses it well

 so she invites me over outside villanova

 she's got some pull-out sofa that we won't hardly need

 she is only drinking soda revving up that motor

 got places we could go to but i still won't believe

 that she's only gifted

 when i'm standing by her side

 she goes unassisted

 and i start to relax as i cut her some slack

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 so get up i gotta go to work

 facing all these people who now know i'm a jerk

 and it's a set-up i gotta change my clothes

 concealing all this evidence before everybody knows

 what i've done and what i'm gonna do

again

 and in the middle of the night i have a breakdown of sorts

 with regret creeping in

 she's gonna put up a fight and she will get her way

 cause she loves sleeping in

 so i need someone to side with when she begins confiding

 and i cannot provide it cause i'm endlessly cold

 she says she's so excited to play some groom and bride

 with me but i'm undecided so I need to be told

 that she's only sinking

 when i'm sleeping by her side

 with a change of thinking

 i could pull us away even just for a day

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Break

she grows impatient to change my tune

she's getting older and legal soon

and i wasn't ready to start out and go upsetting

 some girl that i'd be forgetting

 by the time the cops came by that afternoon

 and i try to decide as she pulls me aside

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