Standard (EADGBE)

 There's a little dive on a dead-end road

 Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole

 Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar

 An' get loud an' rowdy with PBR

 But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop

 As ol' Jack drops a quarter an' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop

Chorus

An' tip our hats

 An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

 They say country's fadin'

 But we still wavin' that flag around here

An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear

 There's a high spot fifteen miles from here

 Where you can always find a few dusty trucks

 With the windows down an' the radio up

 We sit there poppin' tops, shootin' bull an' singin' songs

 But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on

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One of these days when my time has come

 You can take me back to where I'm from

 Put me on a westbound train

 An' ship me off in the pourin' rain

Don't cry for me when I'm gone

 Just put a quarter in the jukebox an' sing me back home

An' tip our hats

 An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

 They say country's fadin'

 But just keep wavin' that flag around here

An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back

Long as people pledge allegiance

 Where folks still pledge allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the Hag