Im Gettin Stoned Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D5 D-x Csus4 D-1 GD-3 CD-x AD-x

A-3 A-1 A-3 A-5 A-2

F-2 F-0 F-0 F-5 F-2

C-0 C-3 C-0 C-5 C-2

G-0 G-3 G-x G-x G-0

C-0 C-x C-5 C-x C-x

Intro

D5

Verse 1

D5Read it in the paper, markedCsus4 the date on the wall

 To reGmind myself to celebrate tD5he day I lose it all

 They madD5e plans to be together. I Csus4made plans to be alone.

 She got Ga rock, C G I'm gD5ettin' stoned.

Verse 2

 DamnD5 right I've got objections,Csus4 but it's awful too late now.

 Yea theG cans are on the limo and D5the rice is on the ground.

 They'reD5 headed for the islands, but hCsus4ell I'm already gone.

 She got Ga rock, C G I'm gettiD5n' stoned

Chorus

 Here's tGo happy ever after, aD5nd here's to balls and chains.

AHere's to all us haters Cof olD5d lovers' new last names.

GHere's to holdin' up and gettiD5n' right whereG I belong.

 She got aG rock, C G I'm D5gettin' stoned.

Verse 3

 Yea ID5 knew that it was over wheCsus4n I heard those weddin' bells.

 ThatG preacher was my jailer, D5now this bottle is my bail.

 SoD5 much for all that prayin' herCsus4 I do would be I don't.

 She got aG rock, C G I'm gD5etting' stoned

Chorus

 Here's toG happy ever after, aD5nd here's to balls and chains.

AHere's to all us haters Cof olD5d lovers' new last names.

GHere's to holdin' up and gettiD5n' right where GI belong.

 She got aG rock, C G I'mD5 gettin' stoned.

Guitar solo

G D5 G D5 G D5 A D5

Tag:

 So toG hell with her and him and that whiteD5 horse they rode ouGt on

 She got aG rock, C G I'm geD5ttin' stoned

 Yea she got aG rock, C Haha I'D5m gettin' stoned.

Outro

Vamp on D5

D-1

A-1

F-2

C-3

G-3

C-X