Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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I believe that D gas is too damn high
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie
I believe in D love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East
I believe the G Bible is cold hard fact
And I believe that C Jesus is coming G back
Before she does D
I believe the D Sabbath is the day of rest
The tax man and the devil share the same address
I believe don't D start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick
I be G lieve dogs are better than cats
And I believe that C Jesus is coming G back
Before she does D
There's A absolutely positively G no doubt in my D mind C G
That A O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't
And G she's really gone this A time
I believe that D cold cold beer
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere
I believe hard D work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's G best to pay with cash
And I believe that C Jesus is coming G back
Before she does D
Repeat Chorus
I believe she D was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away
I believe G she meant it the night she packed
And said that C Jesus is coming G back
Before she D does
Before she does D
Before she does