Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I'd hate to burst your bubble or rain on your parade

 Coz you've gone through all the trouble, Preparations you have made

 But I've got a little news, and it's not really that good

 I don't wanna spoil the party but I really think I should

Chorus

You may have been naughty, You may have been nice

 Well it doesn't really matter at all

 Throw your stockings out of the window

 Coz santa ain't comin' no mo'

Verse 2

 We talked to him this morning and he said he wasn't well

 Old rudolph has a cold, His nose is running like hell

 He doesn't like your weather and he really hates the press

 He'd rather stayed in bed than be your little town's guest

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh no...

Verse 3

 Don't want no hesitation now children don't you fret

 There's no need to feel bad about a fat guy in red

 We want your full cooperation everybody settle down

 It's time to talk business we're not here to fool around

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

 Throw your stockings out of the window

 Coz Santa ain't comin' no mo'

 Throw your stockings out of the window

 Coz Santa ain't comin' no

B--(break)

mo'