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Thank God I'm pretty

 The occasional free drink I never asked for

 The occasional admission to a seedy little bar

Invitation to a stranger's car

 I'm blessed

 With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied

Which only means that when it's dark outside

 I have to run and hide can't look behind me

 Thank God I'm pretty

 Thank God I'm pretty

 Every skill I ever have will be in question

 Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself

 Though the cops would come for someone else

 I'm blessed

 I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on

 Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off

 And when I'm gone you won't remember

Thank God I'm pretty

 Thank you God

 Oh, lord

 Thank you God

Oh, oh

 and when a gaggle of faces appears around me

 It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously

 I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor

 If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore

 I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl

 So everybody thinks that I'm a fucking suicide girl

 Thank you God

 For the occasional champagne I never asked for

 The occasional admission to a seedy little bar

 Invitation to a stranger's car

I'm blessed

 With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied

Which only means that when it's dark outside

 I have to run and hide can't look behind me

Thank God I'm pretty

 Thank God

Thank God

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood