Girls Girls Girls Chords

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DmStep right up

 We bring to you the finest entertA♯ainment

 And I am pleased to be your A7 humble servant

 AccDmept our hospitality, indA7ulge in abnormality

 Step right Dmup

 We've something here for everyone's enjA♯oyment

 I do this as a gift, not A7 for employment

 A pDmortrait of insanity, apprA7oached with pure humanity

 Come see our gDirls, crazy gAirls

 If you're wD/F♯illing to be thrilled, this is a hD7ell of a rAide

 Those gEmirls, crazy gB5irls

D They're hot, A7 they're nuts, D7 they're suicidal

 Tickets chDeap, it's a crAime

 And they're D/F♯half price after 4 o' clock, so tD7oss us a dAime

 To see these loEmvely freaks of nA7ature for a lDimited time

 Come see the gEmirls, gA7irls, gDirls

 SDome of them are really quite attrE7active as you see

 SA7ome are truly hideous, I'm sDure that you'll agree

 While oEmthers still look rA7ather quite a lDot like you and me

 But you mEustn't let them fool you, A7 just one more rule

 You shouldn't lDook this one too lE7ong in the eye

 And tA7hat one, let's just kDeep walking by

 These ain't no oEmrdinary gA7irls, and we've a stDeady supply

 Grab anEmother cup of tA7ea, and fDollow me

 To see our gDirls, crazy gAirls

 If you're wD/F♯illing to be thrilled, this is a hD7ell of a rAide

 Those gEmirls, crazy gB5irls

D They're hot, A7 they're nuts, D7 they're suicidal

 Tickets chDeap, it's a crAime

 And they're D/F♯half price after 4 o' clock, so tD7oss us a dAime

 To see these lEmovely freaks of nA7ature for a liDmited time

 Come see the gEmirls, giA7rls, gDirls

 Now, has aDnybody any clever qE7uestions for your guide

 For a pEenny more, go A7on and ask, we have nD7othing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir?

 If insDanity's primarily a fE7emininish malady,

 And A7no one's doubting that for it's a scDientific fact,

 Then acEmcording to the mA7edics, are they fDaultier genetics?

 Are they bEorn with this disease, or is it sA7omething they contract?

 It’s allD to do with reproductive orgE7ans

 Which are nA7aturally unstable in a dDame

 You see, from lEmunar we have lA7unacy and lDunatic and loony

 And they're Ealways ovulating by the cA7ycle of the moony

 I have a qDuestion (shoot!)

 Has any patient E7ever been released

 Would you sA7end her home if her bizarre behDavior would decrease?

 For the gEmood of our socA7iety, they Doughtn't reproduce

 So while they mEay pretend propriety, we'll nA7ever let them loose

 Come see the gDirls, crazy gAirls

 If you're wD/F♯illing to be thrilled, this is a hD7ell of a rAide

 Those gEmirls, crazy gB5irls

D They're hot, A7 they're nuts, D7 they're suicidal

 Tickets chDeap, it's a crAime

 And they're D/F♯half price after 4 o' clock, so tD7oss us a dAime

 To see these lEmovely freaks of nA7ature for a liDmited time

 Come see the gEmirls, giA7rls, gDirls

Some are born mad

Some achieve madness

Some have madness thrust upon them

This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill

Except no imitations

For a little extra on the side, you can arrange

For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink

For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates

We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion,

But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays

 How bAig is a lady's brain?

 It's really vEmery, very sE7mall, a simple thD7ought is quite a strain

 This sEmeems just a bit inhumane

 It's just a sEimple little shE7ock, it doesn't cD7ause her any pain

 They're rDeally more like animals than pE7eople

 Which, as we've pA7roven, haven't any souls at aDll.

 The only bEmits that aren't infA7erior are bDosom and posterior

 And thEese are only useful in a sA7eedy music hall

 They don't bDite, well they mE7ight

 I say tA7his one does look hDungry tonight

 So get your pEmicture with an iA7nmate

 But be sDure she's locked up tight

 They're prEactically wild sir

A7 Protect your child sir

 ThDey don't recall the taste of frE7eedom

 ThA7ey're just happy if we fDeed them

 So point and lEmaugh, it isn't A7bad

 They oughtn't mDind because they're mad!

 If you hEaven't got a dime, toss us your pA7earls

You're welcome to enjoy

 Our gDirls, crazy gAirls

 If you're wD/F♯illing to be thrilled, this is a hD7ell of a rAide

 Those gEmirls, crazy gB5irls

D They're hot, A7 they're nuts, D7 they're suicidal

 Tickets chDeap, it's a crAime

 And they're D/F♯half price after 4 o' clock, so tD7oss us a dAime

 To see these lEmovely freaks of nA7ature for a liDmited time

 Come see the gEmirls, giA7rls, gDirls

 I've got a Emlot more words to A7say, but I just cDan't make them rhyme

 So ladies, Emlet this be a lA7esson to you, kDeep your hair uncut

 Your corsets tEmight, your morals hA7igh

 Your knitting nDeat, your yappers shut

 This is what cEmomes of over-edA7ucating,

 mDentally over-stEmimulating,

 too much serious cA7onversating,

Dorganized relEmigion-hating,

 sinful over-cA7opulating,

 mDarriage without pEmrocreating,

 girl-on-girl caught lA7esbiating,

 sDhe was caught while mEmasturbating,

 they all mind manA7ipulating,

 chrDonically hallEmucinating,

 certainly there's A7no debating,

 sDome we just find fEmascinating,

 women's rights facA7ilitating,

Dindependent thEmought creating,

 she just may be A7complicating,

 gDet your money D7out, we're waiting

To see those

 GEmirls!

 GA7irls!

 GDirls!