Standard (EADGBE)
Well I can see that you and yoga will never do
Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between
You're either with it, on the ball
Or you've blown the scene
I can see lookin' at you, you just can't get settled
How can I even move, twisted like a pretzel
Yoga is, yoga does
There's no in-be--twe- en
Your either with it all the way
Or you've blown the scene
Come on come on, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did I get so tied up
In this yoga knot
You tell me just how
I can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me
is a pain in my posterious
Chorus
Stand upside down on your head,
feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise done by one and all
Now cross your eyes and hold your breath,
look just like a clown
Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down