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Intro

  Girls on the beaches commit a sin

  They don't show yards and yards of skin

  Preceding message to you has been

  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

  Maybe your yen is for tennis courts

  Maybe romancing is in your thoughts

  Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports

  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

  Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female

  Will automatically land in jail

  That's the law in Fort Lauderdale

  Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three

  If their technique ain't what it should be

  Get love instruction for free from me

  Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce