Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

acoustic)

Intro

full band)

  3xs and hold on last

 How many times can you jump out of the cupboard

 Before someone gets suspicious or someone gets discovered

 You can live forever in a split second of fame

 Come on down, the price is right, whats you name

 While crocodile makes good shoes

 And a dog may changes his coat

 I can't change what's written on your

 face tonight and I quote

*Chorus*

 Oh I wish you could see

 Quite how much you could mean to me

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)

 You worthless thing

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 If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome

 I might pay this kings ransom

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)

 You worthless thing

Verse 2

same*

They commit blue murder along union avenue

Then they sell you souvenir matches

Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee

And Las Vegas body snatchers

And he's carrying a warning

Can't you see how his eyes glint

Keep you bloody hands off my life

Your affectionate fingerprint

 All the cars and pills and girls

 Who tore his shirt to tatters

 Do you know how tall he was

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 Cause that is all that really matters

 Do you know his mother's last name

 Do you think that he's divine

 You've seen the film

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 You've read the book

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  [

  hold])

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine

Verse 3

same*

Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large

They'll cut her down to size on television

She's available and beautiful, but with more time to devote

They're going to take this cable now

And stick it down your throat

So this is an obituary

Which should be right and fitting

For every clock work cat and

Conceivable kitten

Full band fade on (

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Acoustic