Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

acoustic)

Intro

full band)

3xs and hold on last

How many times can you ju mp out of the cupboard

Before someone gets suspiciou s or someone gets discovered

You can live forever in a sp lit second of fame

Come on down, the price is right, wh ats you name

While crocodile ma kes good shoes

And a dog may changes his coat

I can't change what's wr itten on your

face tonight and I quo te

*Chorus*

Oh I wish you cou ld see

Quite how much you could mea n to me

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Y ou worthless thing

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If you were ten feet t aller and almost handsome

I might pay this kings ran som

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)

You worthless thing

Verse 2

same*

They commit blue murder along union avenue

Then they sell you souvenir matches

Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee

And Las Vegas body snatchers

And he's carrying a warning

Can't you see how his eyes glint

Keep you bloody hands off my life

Your affectionate fingerprint

All the cars and pi lls and girls

Who tore his shirt t o tatters

D o you know how tall he was

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)

C ause that is all that really matters

Do you know his moth er's last name

Do you think that he's divine

Y ou've seen the film

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)

Y ou've read the book

(

[

hold])

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine

Verse 3

same*

Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large

They'll cut her down to size on television

She's available and beautiful, but with more time to devote

They're going to take this cable now

And stick it down your throat

So this is an obituary

Which should be right and fitting

For every clock work cat and

Conceivable kitten

Full band fade on (

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Acoustic