Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

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EmMaj7 =021000

=x02030

=320013

=x02020

AmMaj7=x02110

=320203

 Take off your shoes, hang up your wings

 Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug

 Savor the things that sobriety brings

D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F

the D string...)

Drain in the last from a jug

 But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do

 'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue

I can't resist you, I can't wait

 To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate

Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall

 There's nothing I love better than a free for all

 To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends

 But when it is all over we will still be friends

Wave a white flag, put away the pistol

Too many people just can't get kissed

 But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby

Hope you don't mur-der me

 Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay

 I'll make it all up to you someday

 Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way

 Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way

Wave a white flag, put away the pistol

Too many people just can't get kissed

 But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby

Hope you don't mur-der me

 Gee, baby, hope you don't mur---der me