Two Little Hitlers Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 WAhy are we racing toE be so old?

 IA'm up late pacing the floor I wEon't be told

 YAou have your reservations I'Em bought and soDld

 ID'll face the music I'll face the facts

 EEven when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks

 BAowing and squawking RuEnning after titbits

 BAobbing and squinting JuE7st like a nitwit

(CHORUS)

 TDwo little Hitlers will fight it out until

 OEne little Hitler does the other one's wiAll

 ID will Ereturn I wDill not buErn

Down in the basement

 IA need my head examined I Eneed my eyes excited

 IA'd like to join the party BuE7t I was not invited

 YAou make a member of me I'E7ll be delighted

 ID wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown

 DEirty words for dirty minds Written in a toilet town

 DAial me a Valentine ShE7e's a smooth operator

 IAt's all so calculated ShE7e's got a calculator

 SAhe's my soft touch typewriter AnE7d I'm the great dictator

(Chorus)

 AA simple game of self-respect

 YEou flick a switch and the woArld goes off

 NEobody jumps as you expeAct

 IE would have thought you would have haF♯md enough by nowE

 YAou call selective dating FoE7r some effective mating

 IA thought I'd let you down, dear BuE7t you were just deflating

 IA knew right from the start WeE7'd end up hating

 PDictures of the merchandise Plastered on the wall

 WEe can look so long as we don't have to talk at all

 YAou say you'll never know him HeE7's an unnatural man

 HAe doesn't want your pleasure HeA wants as no one can

 HAe wants to know the names of AlE7l those he's better than

(Chorus)

 ID will reEturn

 ID will not Eburn . . . . .