Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 There's a hand on a wire that leads to my mouth

I can hear you knocking but I'm not coming out

 Don't want to be a puppet or a ventriloquist

 'Cause there's no ventilation on a critical list

 Fingers creeping up my spine are not mine to resist

 Strict time

Chorus

 Toughen up, toughen up

 Keep your lip buttoned up

 Strict time

 Oh the muscles flex and the fingers curl

And a cold sweat breaks out on the sweater girl

Strict time

 Oh he's all hands, don't touch that dial

The courting cold wars weekend witch trial

 Strict time

 All the boys are straight laced and the girls are frigid

 The talk is two-faced and the rules are rigid 'cause it's strict time

Strict time

(chorus)

 You talk in hushed tones, I talk in lush tones

Try to look Italian through the musical Valium

Strict time

 Thinking of grand larceny

 Smoking the everlasting cigarette of chastity

Cute assistants staying alive

 More like a hand job than the hand jive

Strict time

Chorus