Standard (EADGBE)

 I hate these flaming curtains

 They're not the color of your hair

 I hate these striplights

 They're not so undoing as your stare

 I hate the buttons on your shirt

 When all I want to do is tear

 I hate this bloody big bed of mine

 When you're not here

 Well I finally found someone to turn me upside down

 And nail my feet up where my head should be

 If they had a King of Fools then I could wear that crown

 And you can all die laughing

 Cos I'll wear it proudly

Well you semm to be shivering dear

And the room is awfully warm

In the white and scarlet billows

That subside beyond the storm

You have this expression dear

No words could take its place

And I wear it like a badge

That you put all over my face

Chorus

 I'll wear it proudly

 Through the dives and the dancehalls

 If you'll wear it proudly

 Through the snakepits and catcalls

 Like a fifteen year old kid

 Wears a vampire kiss

 If you don't know what is wrong with me

 Then you don't know what you've missed

We are arms and legs

Wrapped round more than my memory tonight

When the bell rang out

And the air turned blue from fright

But in shameless moments

You made more of me than just a mess

And a handful of eagerness

Says "What do you suggest?"