How To Be Dumb Chords

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GI was hell-bent on destroying my powers of concentration

 WhDile you were living like a saint

GAnd all the time the very one you trusted

 Was waEmshing off somebody else's pBmaint

GNow you've got yourself a brand new occupation

 EvDery fleeting thought is a pearl

 And beauGtiful people stampede through the doorway of

 The fuEmnniest fucker of the wBmorld

FThey're here to help you

DmSatisfy your deBmsire

 There's a bright futureC for all you professional liGars

 Now you know hCow to be dDumb

 Are you reGady to take your plCace in

 The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

 Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

 In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

GThey emptied out all the asylums,

DThey emptied out all the goals

GThe "New Bruise" was the name of the dance craze

 By "JEmesus Cross and the Cruel NBmails"

GFollowed up by "Tortouzring Little Beaver"

 WDith their contraption of barbed wire

GBetween the fear and the fever lies

EmAll the rejection they reBmquire

FThey'll be howling by midnight,

DmThey'll be drooling by dBmawn

 Skulls shrunk down to the size of their brCains

 Heads shaven and shGorn

 Now you know hCow to be dDumb

 Are you reGady to take your plCace in

 The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

 Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

 In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

 TrEmapped in the house of the Perpetual Sucker

 Where bittCerness always ends so piDtyful

EmYou always had to dress up your envy in

 SCome half-remembered philDosophy

 NGow you're masquerading as pale powdered genius

 Whose eDvery bad intention has been purged

GYou could've walked out any time you wanted

 But fEmace it you didn't have the coBmurage

GI guess that makes you a full time hypocrite

 Or sDome kind of twisted dilletante

 FuGnny though people don't usually get so ugly

 'Til they tEmhink they know what they wBmant

FScratch you own head stupid

DmCount up to three

BmRoll over on your bCack

 Repeat after Gme

 Don't you know hCow to be dDumb

 Are you reGady to take your plCace in

 The mG/Bodern museum Dof mistakes?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

 Like a buiGlding thrown up oveCrnight

 In G/Bone of those revDerse earthquakes

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

GDon't you know hCow to be dDumb?

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