Standard (EADGBE)

 There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen

 That comes into my room every night

 And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green

 And she turns them into black and white.

*chorus*

 And you tease

 And you flirt

 And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

 You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it

 Better cut off all identifying labels

 Before they get you on the touture table

*same as first verse*

Cause somewhere in the quisling clinic

There's a short time typist taking seconds over minutes

She's listening into the Venus line

She's picking out names, I hope none of them are mine

 And you tease

 And you flirt

 And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

 You can tease yourself, but somebody's going to get it

 Never said I was a stool pigeon

 Never said I was a diplomat

 Everybody is under suspicion but

 You don't want to hear about that

 And you tease

 And you flirt

 And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

 You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it

 Better send the naked ledger to the big investigation

 Who put these finger prints on my imagination

There are wives on poles

There are wives in your face

There are wives in holes

Coming out all over the place

 And you tease

 And you flirt

 And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

 You can please yourself, but somebody's going to get it