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 We bet on our lives and we bet on the horses

 In that upstairs apartment

 On Orlando and 4th

 And the rent was due and the rent man was knocking

 Like a Chinese proverb

 We were always searching

Nightlife's a no-win but nobody noticed

 How we killed off the bottles

 Looking good on the surface

 The dog days barked and the house cat got old

 We were Bonnie and Clyde

 In the emperor's new clothes

 And the tears never came

 They just stayed in our eyes

 We refused to admit that we wore this disguise

 Every inch of us growing

 Like Pinocchio's nose

 As we walked around in the emperor's new clothes

We flew by our wits and by the seat of our pants

In the state of illusion

In the nation of chance

And the repo was hauling the wreck we'd been driving

As the dashboard Madonna

Smiled back at us kindly

We cheated the system never batting an eyelid

Seeing only the good

Through the holes in our shoes

And our halos were rusty but we wore them proudly

We were two little gods

In the emperor's new clothes

 And the tears never came

 They just stayed in our eyes

 We refused to admit that we wore this disguise

 Every inch of us growing

 Like Pinocchio's nose

 As we walked around in the emperor's new clothes

emperor's new clothes

emperor's new clothes