Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x2

Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah

Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone

Manitoba, don't you know you're out where you won't make it home,

Back to Ontario

Up in the Yukon, I hit that bong, and then I turned up the stereo,

thought about Ontario

P.E.I, Potato

 P.E.I, Potato

Down In Newfoundland, started a band and we played late into the night

Drank 'till sunlight

Son, go get it done on the right side

 Ontario, that's where I'm going, and I'll sing it

x2

Son, go get it done on the right side

 Ontario, that's where I'm from, and I'll sing it

x2

Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah

Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone

North Dakota, don't you that you don't belong in this song

 Where did we go wrong?

*I'm not entirely sure about this sequence, so don't assume it is right*