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Now all I want is a real live human being

 Who knows he's a man And doesn't have to hesitate

Got no reason To try to make me feel second rate

He don't have to be good looking or smart

 And just has to have a good kind honest heart

You know I haven't seen too much of that of late

I don't want to a way

 I'm gonna take my house and move away

I don't want a way

 I'm gonna take my toys and move away

Now madison avenue puts in a word or two

 And tells you to go on out and pick up yourself a few

Could be the dog or the neighborhood ding-a-ling

Well you take them all home and try 'em all on for size

Even put peanut butter into they're eyes

 And wiggle and giggle every possible thing

I don't want a way

 I'm gonna take my toys and go away

I don't want to a way

 I'm gonna take my house and move away

Now whatever happened to good old fashion

Love and romance and two by two fashion

You know I haven't seen too much of that of late

But all I need is a real live human being

Knows he's a man and doesn't have to hesitate

Got no reason to try to make me feel second rate

I don't want a way

 I'm gonna take my toys and go away

I don't want to a way

 I'm gonna take my house and move away

I don't want a way

 I'm gonna take my toys and go away

I don't want to a way

 I'm gonna take my house and move away

 I'm gonna take my house and move away