Capo 2nd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
A matchbox of our own
A fence of real c hain link
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer and
an ironing m achine
In a tract house that we share
Somewhere that's green
He rakes and trims the grass
He loves to mow and weed
I cook like Betty Crocker
And I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture
To keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-Sol scented air,
Somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinner
And our bed-time: nine-fi fteen
We snuggle watching Lucy
On our big, enor mous
Twelve-inch s creen
I'm his December B ride
He's father, he knows best
Our kids watch Howdy Doody
As the sun sets in the west
A picture out of B etter Homes
and Gardens M agazine
Far from Skid Row
I dream we'll go
somewhere that's... green