Standard (EADGBE)
Verse1
I can't help being depressed When I look down at my chest Oh yes, my chest it
might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? And
I'm rollin my eyes When I look down at my thighs They might as well tape
everything that I eat,To my legs. I am too broke for the knife Too lazy to
exercise But if I had hazel eyes Maybe I could be fly.
Chorus
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly
Verse2
Now listen I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know They've known me
since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money I ain't got none of the three So basically, I am
invisible to all of the fellas And I sit at home jealous There was no golden
ticket In my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest
ways Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say...
Chorus
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly, So fly,
So fly, So fly.
Bridge
So basically all I need Is to be everything but me Colored contacts
Liposuction And breast implants Somehow that don't make much sense I must be
out of my head If I think, that I am governed by material things. So I
decided I'm The definition of fly And if you want to know why I know what
money can't buy Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime.
Chorus
If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,
I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly