Standard (EADGBE)

Verse1

I can't help being depressed When I look down at my chest Oh yes, my chest it

 might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? And

 I'm rollin my eyes When I look down at my thighs They might as well tape

 everything that I eat,To my legs. I am too broke for the knife Too lazy to

exercise But if I had hazel eyes Maybe I could be fly.

Chorus

If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,

 I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane

 And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly

Verse2

 Now listen I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know They've known me

 since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters

 Is sex cars and money I ain't got none of the three So basically, I am

invisible to all of the fellas And I sit at home jealous There was no golden

ticket In my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest

 ways Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say...

Chorus

If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,

 I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane

 And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly, So fly,

So fly, So fly.

Bridge

So basically all I need Is to be everything but me Colored contacts

Liposuction And breast implants Somehow that don't make much sense I must be

 out of my head If I think, that I am governed by material things. So I

 decided I'm The definition of fly And if you want to know why I know what

 money can't buy Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky

 And no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime.

Chorus

If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I,

 I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane

 And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, So fly, So fly