Capo 1st fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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Monday: Late again, today,
He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
He'd have to hurry out to the bus
Tuesday: Horace was so sad,
He'd never had a girl that he could care for
And if he was late once more, hed be out oh oh
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above said
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go on and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan"
You can do it
Come on Horace
Wednesday: Horace met a girl,
She was small and she was very pretty,
He thought he was in love, he was afraid oh oh
Thursday: Asks her for a date,
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
His head was reeling, when she said "Yes, OK"
Chorus
Friday: Horace, this is it,
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry,
When she says "gladly" Horace cries "Boo Hoo"
Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
When Horace rushes in and says "Now here comes my wife,
For the rest of my life" and she did
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above said
"Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
Go on and find yourself a life
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan"
You can do it
Come on Horace
Coda
Horace Wimp
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday