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Verse 1

Little field mice living under the house

Never eating much, tough life for a mouse

And if you think you're gonna be spared

 You're wrong

Chorus

Field mice, head lice

Spiders in the kitchen

Don't think twice 'bout

Whatever keeps you itchin'

Ice water, flyswatter

Gonna get you through

 The day

Verse 2

Heat is rolling in like hell's red rug

Stinking like the breath of beelzebub

And if you think you won't walk on coals

You will

Play Chorus 2 times