Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Oh well I’ve made a small fortune selling used cars

 And its buried out back in a cookie jar

 I raise a toast to senior escabar

 For giving me a pot to piss in

Well I ran a little scam until ninety two

Now I’m hanging round here for something to do

I just keep talking till I’m blue

To anyone who’ll listen

Chorus

 Yes we’re lost in America

 And this land we’re so proud of

 We’ve got the cars, the girls, the money,

 the drugs to get you out of your rut

 Yes we’re lost in America

Verse 2

She got a brand new lease on an Escalade

And a bumper sticker about a whale to save

And she burning up gas like they gave it away

At least her kid’s on the honor roll

She got a handful of pills to improve her mood

Liposuction, big fake boobs

Got a Mexican maid that brings the food

The birdcage made of gold

Chorus

Bridge

I’m dropping out

 And I’m quitting this game

 Yes I’m washing my feet, I turn off my phone, changing my name, Hitting the road

Don’t really know where I’m gonna go, but I’m getting the hell out of here