Capo 1st fret
Standard (EADGBE)
x2
We were living here in alantown
And its driving all our lives to the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk
Well I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
But were living here in Alantown
And theyre taking teddys fingers now
And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit
And shoot alan in the face
Then shoot myself