Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

x2

 We were living here in alantown

 And its driving all our lives to the ground

 When we woke up we were wasted and drunk

Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk

 Well I was happy and my life was good

 Getting married like a dentist should

 Roasting marshmallows on a stick

 I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick

 But we’re living here in Alantown

 And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now

 And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit

 And shoot alan in the face

 Then shoot myself