Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 repeat . .

Verse 1

 Put the money in the bank,

 take the children to the park,

every wednesday afternoon.

 find a man who's more exciting

than i could ever hope to be.

 name your eldest after me.

Chorus 1

if you think your happy who am i to disagree,

honestly, honestly.

Verse 2

Dress for all eventualities

Pack a sweater against the cold

you know it gets cold at night

find a man whos got more money

than i could ever hope to see

name your eldest after me.

Chorus 2

if you think your happy who am i to disagree

honestly, honestly

you can make your own mistakes and heaven knows you will

all the same, your still the same.

Instrumental

 repeat . .

Verse 3

shy away from opportunity

find a man who'll never think

he could be good enough for you

as for me i'm sure i don't

know what i'm thinkin half the time

i'm nothing in here

Chorus 3

Repeat chorus 2

Outro