Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Alternate and chords

 Selling exes down the river

 every Katie's got her price

 and the details make you shiver

 but it's hard to escape when your head is stuck in vice

 because nothing matters in the self obsessive age

 where they dare you not to notice

 but it's everywhere in shocking colour on the page

Chorus

In the magazine

staring out at me

out of my TV

other people's lives

pixelated lives

just like yours and mine

 Every weekend i bear witness

 to the social suicides

 to the thief who stays for breakfast

 to the poster child screwing everybody's wife

Yeah it's just a story

 but it keeps me hanging on

 for the needy soul,

 the glory hole confessional

 I got to see what's going down

In the magazine

staring out at me

out of my TV

other people's lives

pixelated lives

just like yours and mine

Bridge

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Read the headlines...

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hear the siren

 i'm re-united. out of rehab.

 again

It's everywhere

 it's shocking colour on the page

CHORUS # 2

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