Standard (EADGBE)

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off(fuck you)

 well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off(fuck you)

 you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough

 you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

 you've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed

 so don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass

 you've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough

 we'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

you're like a herd of bloody' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you bustard’s bugger off

Heres to the bar keeps’ and waitresses whos been servin’ you your beer

They’ve put up with your anxiousness beveress stupid drunked leers

Be leavin’ all your money on the table when you go

Tomorrow you’ll have a throbbin’ headache and nothing else to show

bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

you're like a herd of bloody' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you bustard’s bugger off

here's to all the lovely ladyies waitin' for the band

thinkin' maybe one of them might make a charmin’ night stand

but please don't be offended girls, because this song is not for you

we'd be happy to oblige you when this nasty' job is through

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

you're like a herd of bloody' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you bustard’s bugger off

now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss

when truth be told you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss

so give it up you bloody' socks oh you'll not be laid

the sooner you were out of here the sooner we'll be paid

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

you're like a herd of bloody' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you bustard’s bugger off (x2)

you'll get no more this evening so you bustard’s bugger off (slower)