Oh My Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EPeople are a waste of food

 You'll G♯mnever hear the end

 They'reE only ever happy

 When thG♯mey're burying their friends

 And they tAake tAake tAake

 But they never take a hEint

 The F♯mice caps getting skinny

 Still they're Anot concerned

 They're very near Eextinct

People are a waste of food

 The G♯mend is nearly nigh

 They've Ealways said the sky would fall

 Now iG♯mt is you have to wonder why

 You want to shrAink yAour sAtinky footprint?

 Get your tubes Etied

 Or F♯meven better yet

 Go cAommit suicide

 They can't say you didn't Etry

C♯m G♯m

 Well i Dhear the sound of horses' hooves

 Come the Amiddle of the night

C♯m G♯m

 Its Dtime to get your gun license

I see four horsemen riding through

 A Ecold and endless night

If money is the root of evil

 Fear of G♯mdeath is worse

 This Emortal coil is not a test

 And G♯myou can't hide in a purse

 So don't go casAting Ano diAspersions in the sEtreet

 'Cause the F♯mhalf the world that starves

 Will know the hAalf you're in

 Does not deserve to Eeat

C♯m G♯m

 Well i Dhear the sound of horses' hooves

 Come Athe middle of the night

C♯m G♯m

 It's Dtime to get your gun license

I see four horsemen riding through

 A Ecold and endless night

People are a waste of food

 Don't G♯mbother learning Chinese

 Thou sEhalt find oneself perturbed

 By lG♯mess verbose calamities

 Just get some HeiAnz baAked bAeans,

 A 12 gauge, bEandolier and tinned dog food

 We'll F♯meat your dog, bury our dead

 Or eat Athem instead

 That's entirely up to Eyou

C♯m G♯m

 I Dhear the sound of unshod hooves come the Amiddle of the night

C♯m G♯m

 Well, from Dnow on 'til your grandkids finally get what you deserve

I'm going to be stuck here with you wookies

Eating fortune cookies

 Until my guts cEhurn

I think this is pretty right. There may be an alternative to the F#m. If there is

it with another tab.

Thanks Tim